Funny Jokes About Naija Police and Naija Driver

Nigerian Policeman; After checking a man’s car papers and everything is correct and up to date.

Policeman: I beg borrow mi ya fone make i call ma friend

Driver: I no get credit o

Policeman: Oga u no get credit 4 fone, so if u get accident now how u go take call ur people to come carry u ? oya park !! You are under arrest

Another Day...

After checking the car documents and nothing to charge the driver for;

Grinning...

Policeman asked: Bros anything for the boys?

Driver: Oga police nothing o. I no de give u anytin

Policeman: But a sticker on ya car reads ‘ am a cheerful giver.

Driver: Forget that one joor, I just put am dia, infact I am allergic to giving sef

Policeman : Paarrkk parkkk. You are under arrest for deceiving and misleading the  general public