Politricks!
A boy went to his dad and asked him, “What is politics?"
Dad answered, "Son let me explain it this way: I'm d breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mom is d administrator of d money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call u d people. The nanny is the Working Class and your baby brother is the Future. Now think about that.
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he checks up on him. He finds that his diaper was soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. He goes to the nanny's room, finding the door locked, he peeps in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He leaves and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me what u think politics is about."The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound sleep, the people are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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